One Neat Trick to Solve All of Your Social Problems ForeverHas this ever happened to you?Mar 1, 202112Mar 1, 202112
The ‘American Stonehenge’ mystery — still unsolvedNeed a new weird thing to be obsessed about? It’s this.Sep 26, 20176Sep 26, 20176
How I got the worst agent in New YorkI had agents once. For about four months. This is how it happened.Sep 15, 201749Sep 15, 201749
Want a laugh? Watch couples argue.Couples fighting is the greatest source of comedy on the planet. Two people occupy the same space — a relationship — but in that moment…Aug 16, 20173744Aug 16, 20173744
Why offices are absurd places for actually getting work doneOffices are terrible places to get work done. We’ve created these environments of such ease and leisure, it’s a miracle anything gets…Aug 9, 201741Aug 9, 201741
What the Clinton impeachment tells us about Trump’s futureI just finished reading A Vast Conspiracy, Jeffrey Toobin’s chronicle of Bill Clinton’s impeachment.Aug 3, 20171Aug 3, 20171
Best Supporting #2: Anthony PaolucciBest Supporting is an occasional series about great acting performances by non-star actors. It praises those who are not household names…Jul 20, 201731Jul 20, 201731
Best Supporting, Part IThis is an experiment. It’s the first in a series of posts about great screen acting performances that are specifically not from big stars…Jul 13, 20173Jul 13, 20173
Why I support shit-talkingHappiness is relative. We are happy as long as most people around us are doing no better than we are (and preferably worse). Shit-talking…Jun 3, 20178Jun 3, 20178
My H.S. Teacher Showed Me Gay Porn (And I’m Glad He Did)When I was 16 years old, my high school history teacher decided to have some fun while we were walking into his classroom.Apr 12, 201782Apr 12, 201782
Three ideas that stuck in 2016I forget almost everything. These things I did not.Dec 24, 20164Dec 24, 20164
Yes, everyone on Facebook is angry.And the problem is — it’s the same amount of angry for everything.Dec 14, 20166Dec 14, 20166
Donald Trump is normal.Do you think our culture is “normalizing” Donald Trump, and that this normalization is dangerous?Nov 29, 201651Nov 29, 201651
The Problem With BirthdaysFor as long as I can remember, I have hated my birthday.Nov 28, 2016162Nov 28, 2016162
Dear White People: stop saying “I hate White People.”And stop trying so hard. We get it: you’re desperate to “be on the right team”. But please, fellow whiteys: you don’t hate white people…Sep 12, 2016131Sep 12, 2016131
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